[轉載]廣州式英文~極度搞笑~

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1 So many people die, never see you die.
甘多人死，唔见你死。

2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以后点出嚟行?

3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。

4 "I saw a pork chop"
我见到件猪扒啊。

5 Are you road?
你系咪路啊？

6 What the water are you?
你系乜水啊？

7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？

8 Zebra chops people.
班马劈友。

9 The king of the cutting girl.
界女王。

10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我个头俾你当凳坐。

11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
你当我无到？

12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！

13 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。

14 I am wearing grass.
我着紧草。

15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未够班同我讲数！

16 Two beat six.
二打六

17 Two five son.
二五仔

18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
琴琴青

19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
我俾D顏色你睇睇！

20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
蠢蠢欲動 。

21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
人山人海 。

22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
你算老幾?

23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
你講乜鬼?

24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
我驚你有牙！

25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
心花怒放。

26 Fish skin
鱼皮 。

27 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。

28 Face green green
面青青。

29 You see road carefully
你小心睇路

30 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。

31 Do the world
做世界 。

32 Big tea rice
大茶饭 。

33 American chinese not enough.
美中不足。

34 King eight egg.
王八蛋

35 High hand.
高手

36 Old dot.
老点

37 One old water
一旧水

38 I know your mouse.
我识你老鼠！

39 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水

40 A dragon service.
一条龙服务

41 Pump water.
抽水

42 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。

43 You jump building.
你跳楼啦。

44 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦

45 I give you a hair.
我俾条毛你ar!

46 Collect skin
收皮

47 Collect father
收爹

48 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！

49 Laugh die me.
笑死我。

50 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。

51 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好嘢!

53 What the spring do you do?
你搞乜春啊?

54 A dog of eating dung
食屎狗

55 A ghost of ass
屎忽鬼

56 cut him eighteen pieces
斩距十八碌

57 handsome baby not good so bunch, or next time see one pot punch one pot
靓仔你吾好甘串，下次见一劐打一劐。